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Get in Touch with the Veggie Squad!

Hey there, fellow herbivore humorists! Got a burning question, a hilarious vegan anecdote, or just want to say hi? We’d love to hear from you! Our team of leafy greens (and avocado lovers) is just a carrot’s throw away.

Contact Info

For any inquiries, conspiracies, or vegan jokes, you can reach us at:

Email: vocalwalls@gmail.com

How to Get Our Attention

We know you’re super eager to chat, and we don’t want you to feel like you’re stuck in a potato sack race. Here’s how you can grab our attention:

  1. Send us your quirkiest vegan jokes or puns. We’re suckers for a good “lettuce romaine friends” kind of humor.
  2. Use lots of emoji, especially ones involving vegetables, rainbows, or smiling broccoli.
  3. Share your most embarrassing plant-based kitchen mishap. Trust us, we’ve been there.
  4. Start your email with “Knock knock” and let the vegan fun begin.

We Can’t Wait to “Peas” and Carrots with You!

We may be a bunch of veggies, but we’re super excited to connect with you! So, don’t be shy. Whether you want to discuss your favorite vegan ice cream flavor, share a vegan life hack, or just say hello, drop us a line at vocalwalls@gmail.com.

Remember, laughter is the best side dish, and we’re here to serve up a heaping plate of it!